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How old are you? 20 Do you still live at home? Yeah. Do your parents let boys sleep over? Yes. Maybe I should say no comment What have you ever done that you would never want your parents to find out about? Is this interview going to all be about sex or something? No. What have I done...I've done a lot of things I wouldn't want my parents to find out about.Although my Mom is pretty coool, and I think if I told her anything she'd be coo about it. She lets me do about anything I want. Anytning you want? Not anything I want Would you punch and Alien? Would I punch an alien, you mean if I met one? No. Why? Because why would I punch it if it wasn't doing anything to me? What if it looked at you funny? If it looked at me funny I would propbably say, "What the fuck?" but I don't think I would punch it. Girls's don't like me and neither do Canadians, but I have this huge crush on this girl who is half Canadian. What should I do? Why don't Canadians like you? I don't know. Do you write these questions all by yourself? Yes! Do Canadians really not like you? They really don't. Every Canadioan I have met doesn't like me and I have no idea why. And you like a girl who is half Canadian? Just go for it. She should like you for who you are. The other girl I like is 18 and is what you might call difficult. Do you have any pointers? You shouldn't be defensive, you should be more open to things. That's your advice to me? yes. Do you think you could reenact any of the scenes from "Dirty Dancing?" Right now? You mean the dancing scenes? If there was a guy here I would want to do it with I guess I could. Did you all graduate High School? Yes. We were all planning on going to college but we decided totake some time off to do the band. Which colleges did you get into? I got into Berkeley, UCLA, NYU, and Sarah Lawrence. Jesus Christ! What, you think that is cool? I didn't get into any colleges. What did you get on your SAT 's? 1200 or something like that. 1200?! It's no wonder you got into all those schools. It's not as high as it should have been, or as some other people I know. Do you drink a lot? Sometimes. Do you have any drunken stories you would like to recall? This is one of the things Ididn't want my Mom to find out about. I guess, although she did and she didn't really care. One time mhy brother went out of town and I said I wuld feed his cat, so I had a big party at his house. I guess this is something I don't want him to find out about becauses I told him there were like three or four people there when there was really a lot ore. We wre ally= really drunk and dancing on the tables to KISS. Then this one guy got really mad and put a hole in the wall with his head. Then someone broke the stove while trying to make some food, but the most fucked up thing was that we lost the cata. Some hhjwo it had escaped outside to this alley where yhou can't get to it. The guy who put his head through the wall was Bret's boyfriend at the time and the whole night he just kept screaming at her, saying, "I love you, you bitch!" We've got some famous Donnas from history, would you like to comment on them? Donna Summer? I think she is rreally cool and I like her music a lot. What aboout Donna Martin? From 90210. Every show she will wear a low cut top, and her breasts, it is kind of scary, cause they are so stretched and shit. That kind of worries me a little bit. It's funny, because my name is Tori and her name in real life is Tori. So everyone thinks we named our band because of that. I swear to God we never made the connection until someone brought it up about a year ago. Remeber when Donna from 90210 got addicted to painkillers, that was a pretty cool episode, wasn't it? Yeah. Wasn't that after she had sex? She just went totally crazy after that. What about Madonna? She's cool. I think we all really like her when we were young. I wanted her album when I was in kindegarten but my Dad wouldn't let me get it. All my friends had it and I was really jealous. Do you think Ricky Martin is attractive for a gay male? I used to watch him when he was on General Hospital and I thought he was pretty hot. Now it's like you can't escape him, so it's like overkill. Quit trying to look at my questions! You guys are crazy! What type of guys do you get? They're all geeks, aren't they? We get a lot of geeks. We also get those guys who are just obsessed with girl bands. They'll be like, "Oh my God, a girl band!" We definitely need a lot more hot guys at our shows. Do you ever just pick guys out of the crowd and invite them backstage and stuff? We've never done that yet, cause there aren't enough hot guys that come see us. It is really depressing. Don't you have a roadie that scouts for guys and stuff? First of all, we don't have a roadie and that's depresing too. We always talk about how we want more hot guys at our shows. Hot guys, we just don't attract hot guys, I guess. Don't you want to know anything aboout my band? Wait you have a band? Yeah! What are you called? The Donnas!! Do you have a record or something? It just came out last month. You mean you play live and stuff? Are you joking? Courtesy Of - Roger Gastman - www.whileyouweresleeping.com
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