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"CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE?" Courtesy
While You Were Sleeping
Does DJ Assault prefer white women or black women?
I don't really have a preference as long as they're sexy. All kinds of races have
beautiful females. If you look good you look good.
What looks good to DJ Assault?
Fitness is important, even to me. I try to take care of myself. It's my personal
opinion that if you're out of shape than you really don't care about yourself.
You only got one body, so you better take care of it.
What about the big woman? Where do they fit in because you must get a lot of them
at shows, shaking their big asses.
That's all fine. I just don't like the big stomach all hanging out.
So they're been some fat one's in the past?
Everybody's had a few. I've had the whole selection.
The strip clubs love DJ Assault's music. Does DJ Assault love the strip clubs?
I think that they're really stupid. You can't even really touch the girls or
nothing. You get paid to tease. I just don't get it, just throwing away money.
Does DJ Assault pay for hookers?
No, man. I aint paying for it.
DJ Assault relies solely on "game"?
Yeah. But I don't really have "game." I just rely on my personality because I think
that I can have any female with any type of interest in getting to know me at all. I'm
so different from anybody that they'll ever meet. It's not like I'll listen to
Too Short, who's my idol, and think I'll just be like him and do what he does. See,
you got to be original. You can't copy nobody's style. That's when the haters come
in cause they see you, try to copy your style, and when it don't work they blame me
and are jealous of me. You see me with females or having females that you can't get,
but don't get mad.
Even though it's all about DJ Assault's wicked personality, can he relay a secret or
two to picking up the girls?
Number one, I think that the females have to feel comfortable around you.
I'm real silly and I'm real funny to the females.
Like a big teddy bear?
Yeah, I've been nicknamed that by some of the girls. But they have to be comfortable
around you. Then, you got to let them know what kind of relationship it's going to be.
You got to be up-front, letting them know that you aint going to be their number one.
That's when the arguments start, and you want to hang up the phone on them.
DJ Assault doesn't get down with monogamy?
It would have to be a girl that could offer a lot. In today's society, I don't
come across women who can offer me anything. I don¼t have time to bring you up to
where I'm at. It's also hard to think about a wife because most women want someone
that will listen to them, naturally. But it's like I talk to my mother about my
problems. I don't really need to talk to the females about my problems so I don't
really have time to hear all about their bubble-gum issues.
How many girlfriends does DJ Assault have?
I don't have "girlfriends." And with this album that I'm doing I've had to cut back some.
But, you know, everybody's got three or four out there. It's cool, you call them when you
want to be bothered and when you don't, you avoid them. And they always come to you.
There was this one time, I think I was in Hungary. There was this girl who didn't speak English,
so her friend was translating. Through the whole translation, I asked them to come to my room.
Well, it's like the girl that was translating the stuff was watching me and the friend doing our
stuff, like a spectator. Then she said to me, "I want some of the same thing my friend is getting.
Oh my god. It was crazy, everything was translated and it was so easy. No effort at all. These girls
had a mission to kidnap me or something. |
